Welcome to the
Anti-Occult Cult.

"But sometimes we practice the occult too."

Helping you navigate the world of Spiritual MLMs, 400-year-old entities named Greg, and pyramid schemes with excessive incense.

Scan for Bad Vibes

🛑 RED ALERT

Are you considering joining a group that meets in a basement or uses a "secret alphabet"? You might be entering a high-cost spiritual void.

"In the occult, the only thing truly 'occulted' (hidden) is the leader's tax returns."
— The Void-Fillers Manifesto

Does the leader claim to be a 400-year-old entity inhabiting a human shell?

Do you spend more time "cleansing your energy" than you do actually showering?

Does the "Ancient Secret Text" look like it was printed at a Kinko's in 1998?

The "Mystical" Pitch	The Cold, Hard Truth
Manifesting Your Reality	Daydreaming while your bills go unpaid.
Astral Projection	Taking a very aggressive nap.
Tarot Readings	Paying $80 to hear a stranger guess your daddy issues.
Blood Pacts	A great way to get an infection and lose your deposit.

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